im one of those people that nothing ever exciting happens to so i only have a few good stories to tell so chances are that if you hang out with me alot you’r gonna hear my retell them a couple million times
Canadian , 17, Hockey fan, Vancouver Canucks <3, Bookworm, I try to stay happy and I'm still figuring out how to be me.
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concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
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A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.
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- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
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how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
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