- Little Boy: "My question is... did you ever agree with anything Tortorella ever said?"
- Bieksa: "Eddie you take this one"
- Lack: "Well I played 41 games last year I was happy!" *laughs*
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.